29/10/2008

After I was back from Seremban with our Department Manager, it’s about 5 something, then I work this and that, then suddenly our department Senior Manger walked and stand in front of me and ask

“Jackson, Would You Want To Join Us For a Beer After Work?”
(it was around 5.45pm)

I was shocked that time, because I didn’t drink beer so often, so at that shocked condition, I self-conscious help me answer our Senior Manager..

“No, Thanks.”

After that, our Senior Manager moved on and ask another colleague one by one.

Then one of my senior, Kenneth was asked also, but he also blur blur didn’t answer the question.

So we discuss about it, at last we decided to go also. Tak akan big boss asked us go, we don’t give face what = =”

They are 5 of us – guys went for a drink after work.
SHARP SHARP 6pm 4 of us wait at the punch card machine to turn 6.. lol

We went to Outback Steakhouse for our drink, it’s just in front of Low Yat.

Then our Senior Manager, Mr. Ng, wanted to order some snacks, then the fellow recommend him the grilled chicken wings.. (Here Comes the part I really want to blog about)

Waiter : “What size do you want your wings? Small? Medium? Large?”
(what he meant it’s how to cut the wings into)

5 of us was shocked.. so Mr. Ng said “If I want all large, then you gonna kill all the big chicken to get the large wings?” wahaha..
ok.. then the waiter shut up, and asked another question.

Wairter : “ How do you want your wings to be? Rare? Medium? Well-done?”

5 of us shocked until don’t know want say and react just look at the fellow like = =”

then we start our small discussion, “where got wings be rare one? If rare, when you bite it, all the blood will splash out??”

lol.. but in the end, we still ordered the very well-done wings, and the fellow free us a bread for the chaos he made.

Below will be some jokes that hard to be heard by a Senior Manager that have a serious look all the time.

“If people have no hair in front, which mean, the person it’s a good thinker,
If people have no hair at the back, which mean, the person it’s a good Fxxxker,
It’s all-scientific proven!
If a person don’t have hard in front and back, the fellow VERY GENG..
Because he just think himself a very good fxxxker.” Lol

“One day A go to some witch doctor at Africa to help him to make his penis to be bigger, the with doctor teach him that, you go to where where where, when you see an elephant, just pray whatever you want, then remember to say “I want my penis as big as yours!” then all will be done.

So the fellow done it and successfully made his penis to be as big as the elephant. One friend of his was jealous, he heard that matter after investigate.

So he went to same place and wait for the elephant for few hours,
Suddenly an elephant appear, then the fellow said “ I want to be as big as yours”
All of the sudden, BOOOM!!
He get himself a very big virgina.. lol

Morale of the story, please know how to different the sex of the elephant before making sex organ related wishes” lol lol

I know it’s long, but I guess you cant always heard your big boss to say jokes like that..

We drank until 8something, then all of us called it a day..

But my senior was not feeling well, because he drank the beer empty-stomach, so he kinda blur and drunk and…


Morale of the story,
Don’t drink beer empty-stomach
lol